- Sarah:
- What do you have against relationships?
- Ben:
- Um, expensive, boring, brunch, feelings, responsibility, conversations, her parents, Sex and the City DVDs...
- Sarah:
- I get it.
- Ben:
- ...hiding your porn, ski trips, getting fat, remembering her birthday, game nights...
- Sarah:
- Ben. Stop.
- Ben:
- ...sample sales, questions during football games, passive-aggressive news articles clippings.
