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Your wife, she always says, ‘Aw, it’s very difficult to buy presents.’
And I’ve realized now you have to be careful at what you say as you run up to Christmas, because your wife will go out and buy you something associated.
If you happen to go, ‘I love cheese.’ You’ll get a cheese board, an apron with all the different cheeses, a cheese knife, six jars of pickles.
‘You said you liked cheese!’
‘I said I liked cheese, I didn’t want Cheese World!’
Sean Lock on 8 out of 10 Cats